but i thought tumblr was supposed to take me to an actual Italian restaurant
shh child none of us have money just sit down and eat your breadsticks
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
I graduated last night. Holy crap. That happened.
Reblog if you find calling people/strangers on the phone stressful
My mom doesn’t understand why I can’t just call to order pizza or ask if a video game store has a game. I want to show her this, so if you at all get nervous about calling strangers on the phone, please reblog this.
when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you
when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves
when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective
What happens when you give a Mario piano score to someone who’s never heard it in his life?
Awesomeness.
Almost every self-proclaimed ragtime pianist I’ve ever met has been a total sightreading genius. I guess it’s also a thing that they have tons of experience having people throw them music and playing it right then and there.
what is this sorcery sadfkljalksdjf
Oh that’s so cute it’s completely different!!! ;u;
This Ragtime Mario Theme is my new favorite version.
Super Mario World Ragtime? Fuck yeah.
Awesome
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money
I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG
The Great Gatsby 2
… they thought he was dead…
……..but they rebuilt him…
…faster … stronger … smarter…
old sports die hard
In
The Great Gatling-Gunsby
West Egg is about to be Scrambled
