DROWNING IN PROJECTS.


rawr. i love you. the end. <3



tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.


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Yahoo’s board of directors has approved a $1.1 billion acquisition of blogging platform Tumblr, according to a breaking news alert from The Wall Street Journal.

The deal is reportedly an all-cash acquisition, according to WSJ, and Tumblr will maintain control of its operations.

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bikinimybottom:

if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’


kanyewesticle:

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

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oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

This is the post that killed me


edwardspoonhands:

Hoping this becomes a new photoshopping genre….

edwardspoonhands:

Hoping this becomes a new photoshopping genre….


lolsofunny:

niknak79:

Tom Riddle reincarnated.

(lol here!)

lolsofunny:

niknak79:

Tom Riddle reincarnated.

(lol here!)


uhh-what-the:

remember when alaska was just a state

remember when hazel was an eye color

remember when okay was just a response

remember when


trillow:

i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred


Honestly, I’m so worried about my future.

I’m scared that I won’t succeed or accomplish my dreams. I’m especially worried about not being happy. I wish I could just get a peek of my future to know that I’ll at least be okay.


meladoodle:

blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.